I’m still holding out hope that I’m a witch…

Why? Every time fall comes around suddenly I can make the leaves fall off the trees. Whenever I travel through the airport, babies and dogs are magically drawn to my energy (and lunch?). And there was that one time that I guessed which cup the ball was under on intuition alone. I have this feeling that one day someone will stop me on the street with an important mission that can only be accomplished by me.

I bring this conviction and fervor to everything I do. So if you need someone to save your world, and are looking for the missing piece of the cosmic plan, I am ready to face any challenge the universe throws at me, or you. Call me on my crystal ball, or just email me. That’s fine too.

MY STAUNCHEST ALLIES